It all Started With “Phishing For Compliments”

IIIT Guys ??(Was the question)

“Phishing For Compliments” – Came the Answer !

Was it true ? Never Mind Coz it stirred the crowd to near frenzy , And The message was clear for the participants

“Never Rule out the unruly crowd”.

Sometime during her performance she erred .. Dudes started yelling “What the Phish” -2 …

A voice screeched through the crowd .. “for compliments” as if completing the statement.

Next came Miss (Oh-SO-High-On-OOmph) ‘A’ .. Even the comparer thought of this as an opportunity to again phish for some compliments from the Niftian .. I don’t know how much he succeeded ..after all we don’t have hidden camera’s on backstage(My Idea for Felicity’09 is to have a detailed backstage coverage of all things “Happening”!! Liiiiive!! ).

The ‘A’ girl was for everything ‘A’ — be it Attitude, Attires or even Ani…. (Last one I hope to be true ! Unlikely though )

Literally her dance set the crowd on Fire .. OMG People on chair shaking their Booties even more vigorously then Shakira!

Then came another who just talked .. I don’t know what inspired him to “Blah-Blah” on stage , Fortunately he was kicked out early or we would have been forced to feed on the shit-meets-gutter-kinda-crap.

Then There was a Mime … (Mind boggling-Innovative-Mass-Entertaining) performance .. The dude went all the way to the coronation … A well deserved one !

Oh! There was some sholay histrionics thrown in .. I remember being thrown off the chair for being a “Double-handed-Thakur” .. Won’t elaborate on crowds reaction much though , It could well be censored for the sake of “Healthy-Cheering-and-Leering” ….

The Number “9395676924″ — the crowd dialling it .. The Love For Ms ‘A’ .. the Support for Punjaban Ms ‘B’ .. All the way to a Ms ‘S’ …Don’t remember much about the other Alphabets though ….

But It all ended with The D(Dance) .. And I can say one thing for sure that every lad In IIIT is a great dancer … Whether he is on “HIGH” or not!

Could not remember more jigs from our group .. but I think it was an entertaining one .. if not Downright Street-Smart.

PS1 : Babu was the Best Whistler in town here … Have guts then try challenging him

PS2 : It’s best to be censored about the EMCEES … However You people provided Load’s of Funny moments to the crowd.

PS3 : The most energetic , Vibrant ,colorful ,enjoyed performance was no doubts by the crowd (Maybe after the OSO ! It was breathtaking .) !! Even the Video-man was more interested in them for a long time .

PS4 : Zombie .. Zombie .. Zombie ..eeeeeeeeeeeee …..Wow !! And All praises for Blood Brothers .. These two were my personal favorites.

PS5 : One word to define Felicity —- “Ossssum” .

PS6 : If you couldn’t get a thing been said here .. don’t try .. It just means that you were not in the “Crowd”.

1 Read Blog Request !!

Animesh has sent you a read blog request. To see what animesh wants to make you want to read sit down , get ready and scroll down the dumb list and yeah to read you would have to send 20 of your friends another irritating request so that they waste their time and add another of our totally waste and crap application.

Don’t get a clue what I am talking about .. Check www.wastebook.com .

This facebook shit is like few people hell bent on capitalising on the voyeuristic minds of the million others who can’t simply judge whether what use to them is “What Kinda Dumb Ass are you – typa request “.

My tyrist with facebook began with countless mails inviting me , and equally numbered reminders that your so an so invitation from so and so is getting expired on so and so date .. so hurry up and join the bandwagon . A few days pack I thought that It won’t harm my health if I joined (How wrong I was !!) and got listed after answering usual similar privacy invading questions (I dint know who copied orkut or facebook .. but later I came to know of another angle in this Love-triangle , Myspace , so I think its best left to the lovers to decide ).

The first thing I noticed was some 2-3 requests (hey ! It can’t be that bad) and one of them was flirtable . Lately sole aim of life had become similar to this .. and I thought its better than orkut where you have to sieve through the girls to get to few cool ones . I added it .

Wait .. actually there was a huge time gap between the time I added it and the time I started flirting .. It required me to invite my 20 others friends to flirt so that I-earn-some-bonus-points-so-that-My-status-could-change-from-Newbie-to-Flirt Agent-to-Big-daddy-Pimp–to what not … I was not sure whether these tags would help my status any way in India or would further grade me down to Man-hole m But still I thought whats the harm in trying . So, In no time I had got some 300 points (20 points-per friend invite) and I was sifting through pages like-a-matrimony display . I got few replies bit I think that getting to much virtual is not my type .. so I got fed up.

The next application was “movie taste finder” . I was laughing uncontrollably as The meter billed 2 of my friends with me as Soulmate for some 70% score .. and the worst part of it was both of them being male .

Then I thought this application thing is worthless . After some days when I again opened my account I had some 40-50 request and each required trapping my other friends and these request ranged from

1) 6 sketch me request (If I sketched I don’t know how long the sketched person could live considering my drawings always had that shock value).

2) 5 How evil are you (Very Evil .. and if you thought otherwise than take “How dumb are you ?? request “)

3) Now this is seriously funny .. What fruit are you ? (I am eager to know which of my friends are bananas )

4) Ithink Invitation (Well my teacher said that I was a thinking lad and it was way before you time-suckers thought of this shit )

5) You’re a Hotty invitation (I know dude I am but m waiting for the fairer sex to believe it )

6) How stupid are you Invitation (Are we not all on the same boat , remember tricked into these networking sites)

7) Are you Interested (Friends ! Depends on who is asking )

8) How fat are you (Now My relatives and all says that you are kinda shrinking like Icebergs , Hostel-effect I suppose)

9) Which singer are you ?? (I would like to believe am being Shaan but can you ???)

10) What type of heart .. ( I wouldn’t be surprised if some Organ-traders started what kind of kidneys are you )

And numerous others like perfect match, (*) Quizes , Gossip , trivia’s and what not …

PS 1: My God! Begging seems to be the flavor of the day.

PS 2: Even their server is so slow that you can literally scrap a two-or-three friends in orkut in the meantime.

PS 3: Well the main motivation for these kinda sites is that we people are shy in asking questions Directly and end up querying about all the things except that thing.

PH 1:

” Kehat kabeer Ek din aisa aayega ,

Tu mar jayega ,

Seeddha narak ko jayega ,

aur Tujhse poocha Jayega ,

Melody Itni Chocolaty kyun hoti hai . “

So , Are you  gonna tell me what kind of “Melody” are you ?